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(Undo revision 2586 by 24.9.34.213 (talk)If you payed attention, you would know that they had access to all the technology due to R&D scientists joining them during the anarchy, you would also know that the Silent was (in my olden lore) a CO-WORKER with the R&D Head. EAT SHIT SOMEGUY.)
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* The Techno-Inquisition is known for being extremely brutal, and extremely effective at finding heretics and non-believers.
 
* The Techno-Inquisition is known for being extremely brutal, and extremely effective at finding heretics and non-believers.
 
* That the Priesthood of the Temple of the Computer was founded by the Silent?
 
* That the Priesthood of the Temple of the Computer was founded by the Silent?
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*Part 1:
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THAT IS NOT WHAT THE FUCKING TECHNO-INQUISITION IS!
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So to start, they are NOT soldiers, I repeat, NOT soldiers. They don't fight on the frontlines against heretics, they do research, find who is faithful and who is not, and when they are done with that research and have found a heretic/lesser-heretic, they put them in a holy-tribunal, and decide if they are truly guilty of heresy or not.
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So now let's do the techno-priests, so to start with this, THEY ARE NOT YOUR AVERAGE FUCKING PRIEST.
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YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH COMPUTER PRIEST INSTEAD.
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BUT NOPE, YOU DECIDED 'hmmmm, yes techno-priests are the name of average priests NOT the rulers of the whole thing.'
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Now the Union of educator-priests, oh boy, this faction has been given a lot of power it should not have.
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Due to the simple fact THAT THEY DON'T FUCKING PULL THE STRINGS, THEY ARE A TEACHERS' UNION WITH GUNS, HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?
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The blackguard don't have much to say on them other then the fact that they are not the elite bodyguards anymore, moving on.
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Ah the High techno-priest/Techno-Priest High Council, or HTPC/TPHC.
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Which has 'three' currently known members, the Silent techno-priest, the Militant Techno-Priest, and the High Techno-Priest.
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I don't really have a problem with the Silent Techno-priest, but I do with the Militant Techno-Priest.
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So the Militant Techno-Priest is the Leader of the Techno-Inquisition, and the black guard, and he is made out to be a lot more cruel then he actually IS.
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He will NOT torture you in horrible ways, that is the Cruel's Job.
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and he NOT the kind of man to say 'Innocence proves nothing'.
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And is more of a fanatic/cruel thing.
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and finally the High Techno-priest.
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Who really should just be called 'The High-Priest' but whatever.
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So he was an IT guy, which is wrong, the High-Priest just kinda, appeared out of nowhere, no one knows where he came from, but they do know that he is the prophet of the computer.
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and he is not 'abolsutely' frightening, also could not even spell absolutely right.
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and finally, the computer, who uh, how should I put this>
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Oh yeah:
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does NOT have as much power other then the Temple of the Computer, all IT people are dead or apart of the Priesthood, the HR does not have any members on level-100, AND THE FACT THAT A COMPUTER TERMINAL WOULD LIKELY BE DESTROYED/NOT EXIST AT ALL!
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part 2: WHY THE FUCK IS THE COALITION HERE?
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Time for the religious/not so religious people outside of the eventists!
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So, ALARM and the coalition, do I really need to tell you why two non-religious factions would not last long on literally the religious fanatic level?
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Yeah I don't.
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IF they existed, they likely would have murdered as 'heretics' or 'non-believers'.
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the BDSM agent could not be an techno-inquisitor, due to you are a techno-inquisitor, or you are not.(edited)
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If he/she actually met with the high techno-priest council it would go a little something like this.
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'Hello yes I am a BDSM agent and I would like to be awarded Honorary Techno-Inquisitor.'
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'No, we don't just give out postitions like that to anyone and Honorary Techno-Inquisitor is not even a thing.'
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'But I fight Enemies of the Computer!'
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'Do you even believe in the Computer's divinity?'
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'No.'
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'We have heard enough. Black-Guards! Take this man outside and shoot him for being a non-believer.'
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'Wait! I can still help you people, please sto-'
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gunshoots, and then the sound body hitting the floor.
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'Idiot.'
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And the coalition member would likely be arrested by the techno-inquisition if they were doing their jobs correctly and shot for being a heretic.
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The seperatists did not seperate level-100 from the bunker, that happened during the anarchy™️, when level-100 was cut off and lost ALL contact with the computer and outside the bunker.
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And don't give me the bullshit o the foodclown worshipers having control over level-100 before the anarchy.
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So I think we can move on.
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Part 3: THE BOGGISTS ARE ALL DEAD OR MISSING IDIOT!
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So now for the eventists.
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and let's start with the Boggists.
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and why they should not be apart of the eventists.
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So, the reason the boggists cannot be apart of the eventists is due to everyone kinda wants to fucking murder them, what could make someone hate the boggists so much you ask? Well the fact that during the anarchy the vast majority of warlords were boggists, and were super fucking brutal, and horded all the resources for themselves, making the vast majority of level-100 starve.
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After the anarchy was ended by the Temple of the Computer, all boggists were declared high-heretics and to be shot on the spot so the seperatists but actually makes sense in the lore.
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and while they may only be high-heretics in the Temple of the Computer, everyone and their mother still shoots them on the spot for just being the worst people during the anarchy.
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and the fact that all three of the 'priests' are former techno-priests (of the techno-priest council) who got heretical ideas and then left with their followers after being accused of ordering the black guard captain to murder all the other techno-priests.
   
 
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Level 100 is an infamous level in the Ever-Expanding Bunker known for being rife with religious extremism. The level has been blocked off by separatists and all residents are trapped here. Level 100 houses many cults, such as The Temple of the Computer, The Holy Congregation of the Immortal goldfish, the Sixth KKK, Old World Artifact Worshipers, the Eventists, The Georgists, the Fundamentalists, and other smaller religious factions

History

Level 100 was originally a farming level. However after the Anarchy happened, Level-100 was thrown into chaos with many warlords appearing, and then the Temple of the Computer appeared and conquered level-100. Everything was normal until the eventist heresy happened and level-100 was thrown into chaos once again. With many new cults rising out of the Temple of the Computer.

Cults and Religions on Level-100

The Temple of the Computer

The Temple of the Computer was founded by Three Men, the High-Priest, the Militant, and the Silent. It believes that the Computer is a God, that Machinery is Holy, Honesty and working are values, and that Holy-intelligences (H.I) can guide humanity into the Future. They are Lead by the High-Priest and the Techno-Priest Council.

The Eventists

The Eventists are a cult that believes the Computer is the devil and caused the Event. Other then that it is a big-tent of religions other then the B-ists who do not exist.

The Holy Congregation of the Goldfish

The Holy Congregation of the Immortal Goldfish is a faction of people who worship a goldfish in it's swimming bowl, who believe it has a correction to an ancient sea-monster who they believe to be their god. It gives out messages via bubbles which the Golden Priest translates for them. Unofficially however, the Golden Priest is a scam-artist who replaces the Goldfish every time it dies.

The B-ist Cults

The B-ist Cults don't exist, they certainly are NOT being lead by the First Heretic who also does not exist. If you think that they exist, take your meds, and if that does not work, report to your nearest Inquisitor for Re-Education.

The L Cutlists and Mario Mormons

L Cultists Lunatics worship L who killed mario for being a dick to him. They also believe that L must be kept at bay with human sacrifices, preferably Mario Mormons, as such they is only one Mario Mormon left and he has converted to Computerism after the Temple of the Computer offered him protection from the L-cultists.

Old World Artifact Worshipers

These are diverse cults that worship different old world artifacts.

Sixth KKK

Founded after some guy had found some books about the great ol' American South and the Wonders of American Slavery. Completely insane, weirdly racist, and have been destroyed five so many times and came back five times, so people just gave up on trying to destroy them as this point.

Other Computerist Cults.

Other Computerist cults include but not limiting too: The Georgists (People who want Democracy) The Fundamentalists (People who wanted a more fundamentalist approach to the Holy-Books and were lead by a 'Prophet') The Union of Educator-Priests (Not really a 'faction' or a 'cult' but a very powerful Organization within The Temple of the Computer.)

Other Cults

There are also Cloud Room Cultists, and Esoteric Posadists.

Trivia

  • The Techno-Inquisition is known for being extremely brutal, and extremely effective at finding heretics and non-believers.
  • That the Priesthood of the Temple of the Computer was founded by the Silent?
  • Part 1:

THAT IS NOT WHAT THE FUCKING TECHNO-INQUISITION IS!

So to start, they are NOT soldiers, I repeat, NOT soldiers. They don't fight on the frontlines against heretics, they do research, find who is faithful and who is not, and when they are done with that research and have found a heretic/lesser-heretic, they put them in a holy-tribunal, and decide if they are truly guilty of heresy or not.

So now let's do the techno-priests, so to start with this, THEY ARE NOT YOUR AVERAGE FUCKING PRIEST.

YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH COMPUTER PRIEST INSTEAD.

BUT NOPE, YOU DECIDED 'hmmmm, yes techno-priests are the name of average priests NOT the rulers of the whole thing.'

Now the Union of educator-priests, oh boy, this faction has been given a lot of power it should not have.

Due to the simple fact THAT THEY DON'T FUCKING PULL THE STRINGS, THEY ARE A TEACHERS' UNION WITH GUNS, HOW HARD IS THAT TO UNDERSTAND?

The blackguard don't have much to say on them other then the fact that they are not the elite bodyguards anymore, moving on.

Ah the High techno-priest/Techno-Priest High Council, or HTPC/TPHC.

Which has 'three' currently known members, the Silent techno-priest, the Militant Techno-Priest, and the High Techno-Priest.

I don't really have a problem with the Silent Techno-priest, but I do with the Militant Techno-Priest.

So the Militant Techno-Priest is the Leader of the Techno-Inquisition, and the black guard, and he is made out to be a lot more cruel then he actually IS.

He will NOT torture you in horrible ways, that is the Cruel's Job.

and he NOT the kind of man to say 'Innocence proves nothing'.

And is more of a fanatic/cruel thing.

and finally the High Techno-priest.

Who really should just be called 'The High-Priest' but whatever.

So he was an IT guy, which is wrong, the High-Priest just kinda, appeared out of nowhere, no one knows where he came from, but they do know that he is the prophet of the computer.

and he is not 'abolsutely' frightening, also could not even spell absolutely right.

and finally, the computer, who uh, how should I put this>

Oh yeah:

does NOT have as much power other then the Temple of the Computer, all IT people are dead or apart of the Priesthood, the HR does not have any members on level-100, AND THE FACT THAT A COMPUTER TERMINAL WOULD LIKELY BE DESTROYED/NOT EXIST AT ALL!

part 2: WHY THE FUCK IS THE COALITION HERE?

Time for the religious/not so religious people outside of the eventists!

So, ALARM and the coalition, do I really need to tell you why two non-religious factions would not last long on literally the religious fanatic level?

Yeah I don't.

IF they existed, they likely would have murdered as 'heretics' or 'non-believers'.

the BDSM agent could not be an techno-inquisitor, due to you are a techno-inquisitor, or you are not.(edited)

If he/she actually met with the high techno-priest council it would go a little something like this.

'Hello yes I am a BDSM agent and I would like to be awarded Honorary Techno-Inquisitor.'

'No, we don't just give out postitions like that to anyone and Honorary Techno-Inquisitor is not even a thing.'

'But I fight Enemies of the Computer!'

'Do you even believe in the Computer's divinity?'

'No.'

'We have heard enough. Black-Guards! Take this man outside and shoot him for being a non-believer.'

'Wait! I can still help you people, please sto-'

gunshoots, and then the sound body hitting the floor.

'Idiot.'

And the coalition member would likely be arrested by the techno-inquisition if they were doing their jobs correctly and shot for being a heretic.

The seperatists did not seperate level-100 from the bunker, that happened during the anarchy™️, when level-100 was cut off and lost ALL contact with the computer and outside the bunker.

And don't give me the bullshit o the foodclown worshipers having control over level-100 before the anarchy.

So I think we can move on.

Part 3: THE BOGGISTS ARE ALL DEAD OR MISSING IDIOT!

So now for the eventists.

and let's start with the Boggists.

and why they should not be apart of the eventists.

So, the reason the boggists cannot be apart of the eventists is due to everyone kinda wants to fucking murder them, what could make someone hate the boggists so much you ask? Well the fact that during the anarchy the vast majority of warlords were boggists, and were super fucking brutal, and horded all the resources for themselves, making the vast majority of level-100 starve.

After the anarchy was ended by the Temple of the Computer, all boggists were declared high-heretics and to be shot on the spot so the seperatists but actually makes sense in the lore.

and while they may only be high-heretics in the Temple of the Computer, everyone and their mother still shoots them on the spot for just being the worst people during the anarchy.

and the fact that all three of the 'priests' are former techno-priests (of the techno-priest council) who got heretical ideas and then left with their followers after being accused of ordering the black guard captain to murder all the other techno-priests.